teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
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all i want is pizza and a relationship is that too much to ask for
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Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless
"One day I’ll have to explain about my nightmares. Why they came. Why they won’t ever really go away."
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“A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”
Happy September 1st, y’all!
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when two people u follow have the exact same icon